SMS jokes.

Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..
   






terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
   



can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine???????
   



Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
   



One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
   



><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
   



God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
   



The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
   



Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine


tatti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
   



aaj raat
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.
.
12 baje ke bad
.
.
.
ek bajega [hi hi hi]
   



''Utha le re deva,utha le''....
'eeee''mere ko nai re baba'
'mere yaar ko utha re'....
eeesh..''duniya se nai re deva''...
''NIND'' se uthare
GOOD MORNING
   



twinkle twinkle lazy star ,
kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi PEE LE CHAI,
then u call and say me HI....
   



Anty chote puppy se: Oye hoye! kitna sona doggy hai!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!
Boy: Par anty..
Anty: Oye kiss karne de!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!!
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.
.
Boy: Par anty iska muh idhar nahi us taraf hai!
   



u r Ultimate
u r Lovely
u r Likable
u r Unique
in short ......
u r ULLU !!!
   






A funny poem about TATTI

tatti meri pyaari tatti
shouchalyaki rani tatti
subh subh jab aaye tatti
ghar aagan mehkaaye tatti
peeli tatti kaali tatti
hay re meri nyaari tatti
kudrat ka dastoor niraala
sabko hi aaye hai tatti
khul ke jo na aaye tatti
sacchi bda sataaye tatti
lagataar jo aaye tatti
sabke hosh udaaye tatti
pet ke andar factory aisi
jo ki roz banaaye tatti
yeh message sabko kar dena
varna teri ruk jaayegi tatti