The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
A couple visit a art gallery,
husband keeps watching a Photo of a girl covered by leaves
wife ask him "ab chele?... ya ... hawaa aane ke bad?.................
ek kaam kar
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tu na...
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ish msg ko delete kar de.
1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
Newton's Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Q: If a devil catches ur wife, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothing. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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