most

 

 Beautiful flowers die….

Nice stories end……

Lovely songs fade…….. ..

Momeries are forgotten… ..

All things comes to end…..

But people like YOU always remain forever

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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

    

 

 

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?

Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,

damn serious and very imp ….

I’m playing cards and

we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

    

 

Roses r red,

violets r blue,

monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.

Dont get angry,

you will find me there too,

not in the cage but laughing at you.

:D

    

 

New style of proposing a girl:

I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,

&

I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,

So lets make them brother & sister.

    

 

Think Big.

Think Positive.

Think Smart.

Think Beautiful.

Think Great.

I know, that is too much for u,

so here is a shortcut.

JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

    

 

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted miror.

Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

    

 

A pathan said to his friend:

“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log

maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?

Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.

    

 

A

B

C

D

A-AATRACTIVE

B-BEST

C-CUTE

D-DEAR 2 ME

E

F

G

E-EXCELENT

F-funny

G-GOOD LOOKING

H

I

J

H- HA HA HA

I- I M

J- JOKING

    

 

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,

Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.

Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?

Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

    

 

 

 

 Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt…

iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,

Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..

Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,

Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.