Tuesday, 6 September 2011

english Funny SMS Text Jokes | Funny Messages | Funny Humor




 Santa had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise?

Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Santa:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Santa: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Santa: 3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Santa: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
 






Banta english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
 



Banta to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Banta: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
 



Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!
 



Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
 



The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
 



Banta’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
 



A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
 



Why were males created before females?

Because you always need
a rough draft before the final copy.
 



Banta goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
 






 Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
 

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