Latest Funny SMS

 Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is

listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
 






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ese kya dekh rahe ho? have send u GARAM "Jalebies" aaj ka nasta meri taraf se!!!!
Good Morning!
 



Girl on Valentine Day in Card Shop.
Owner: yes madam
Girl: 1 card jispar likha ho mai sirf tumse pyr karti hu, kya hai aapke paas?
Owner: Ha he
Girl: 12 Dedo
 



Can u pronounce good English:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
 



From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !
 



Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
 



Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
 



Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
 



Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
 



I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
 



7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Intelligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA

Kaisa oollu banaya unko
 



Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
 



twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar
 



i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
 



The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
 






 Santa GAON gaya,
BUS se Utarte hi MITTI HATH me Uthakar Bola- 'Gaon ki Mitti ki Khushbu hi Alag hai'
Banta- SAALE Thik se dekh MITTI nahi 'TATTI' hai.